The other day I went to McDonald’s with my family and the guy who took my order was really loud and was basically like “HAPPY HOLIDAYS WHAT CAN I GET YOU” and I was like wow I can’t let this guy outmatch me so I yelled “I’LL TAKE A HAPPY MEAL WITH THE NUG NUGS IF I MAY” you know, like a natural well-adjusted epitome of adulthood 19 year old and he was like “CERTAINLY WOULD YOU LIKE THE MIGHTY KIDS MEAL INSTEAD WITH EXTRA FRIES” and I was so sleep deprived I essentially blacked out and apparently leaned over the counter like I was robbing the place, raised my eyebrow like a suave robin hood and said “HECK YES I WOULD GOOD SIR” and then I sat down and he yelled from across the store “WOULD YOU LIKE THE PURPLE OR BLUE SPIDER-MAN” and since purple is the more superior color that’s how I answered and long story short my parents think college changed me and that I’m now the poster child for being social and I’ve only been asked once why I’m not in a relationship yet but I know it’s gonna be brought up again and how do i tell my parents it’s because whenever I eat in the dining hall I spend the entire time playing bumper cars with the wheeley chairs and all I eat is pixie sticks and the last time I was in the library (where I’m supposed to work next semester, deAr GoD) I ripped my leggings in the bathroom pulling up my pants and I walked the entire 20 mins back to my dorm with my neon underwear peeking out from the holes like a 17th century harlot with a cocaine addiction and I’ve essentially been living off jars of peanut butter and the soundtrack to the bee movie for the past year
scandalous
i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny
happy tuesday im so happy it’s tuesday if it were any other day id be so very sad
Oh boy should we tel them?
tell me whab? (:
THAT TUESDAYS ARE GREAT HAHAHAHAHHHHHH………
i know!!!!! they make me so happy! :D
anyway it’s time for bed so goodnight! see yall tomorrow!
good morning!! happy tuesday!
Hey bud I’ve got some bad news.
oh no bad news D: ?! how could something bad happen on a tuesday???
It’s Thursday. I’m sorry but I couldn’t let you go on like this. It’s not Tuesday. It hasn’t been Tuesday for a while.
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS! LET HIM BE HAPPY!!!
t.. thurs… wha?
IT’S TUESDAY FISH
QUIT LYING TO THEM.. THEY MUST KNOW THE TRUTH.
tues….day? .right??
Of course!!!!
TUESDAY!! :’D !!!!
Yes fish!!! Tuesday!!!!
oh that’s so great to hear i can rest easy now!!goodnight see you all tomorrow! ♥️♥️
hey fish,,,,, it won’t be tuesday forever
uhh, good morning to you too i guess ): ,
and of course it can’t be tuesday forever that would be ridiculous! it’s just that TODAY is tuesday. Happy tuesday!!!!!
Hey fish what other days are there?
to be honest i don’t really know yet! anyway it was a very lovely tuesday i’ll see yall tomorrow!!!!
can’t wait!!!! if you’re seeing this in the morning, happy tuesday fish!!
i AM seeing it in the morning, on tuesday morning!! happy tuesday!!! today has felt really long but i love tuesday so its very good
i appreciate your concern but i don’t really have any issue with this. anyway see you tomorrow!!
I cannot express the fear I get from seeing more and more from this ongoing post
good morn happie tuesday :D
Fish it’s Sunday
why do you all keep saying stuff like this in the notes? you can’t just pretend that it’s a day it isn’t that’s confusing.
anyway see you tomorrow!
FISH GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS TOMORROW!!
good mornin!!! what’s happening tomorrow??!?!? (happy tuesday btw💛)
As it so happens, tomorrow is Tuesday!
!!! oh!! Well Yes!!!! that’s always a reason to be excited!!!! Can’t wait for tuesday to continue!
good morning everyone! i uh.. wasn’t sure what day it was does anyone know?
Hey @i-am-a-fish ITS TUESDAY SIS
TUESDAY???!?!!!
YE @i-am-a-fish TUESDAY!!!!
aw fuck yeah i love tuesday so fucking much, thanks for telling me
Is he, y'know… *T-poses* …. Todd Howard?
hey op what the fuck does this mean
Looks like we got a non-gamer here folks
I was at a party last night and this weird nerd guy was screaming and punching the wall whenever he missed at beer pong and I cornered him later and I was like “Hey, can I give you some constructive criticism?” And he was like “Uhh ok.” And I was like “People would like you a lot more if you weren’t going around screaming and punching walls like a fucking creep.” And he got really scared and asked “Are you going to kill me?” And I literally dont understand how he got that from what I said. I think I’m scarier than I realize.
you shoulda killed him just as a power move
“Not this time.”